To all the girls in old town last night…I’m sorry I shredded the memo that stated that proper Thursday night going out attire consisted only of cheap ass bandage-y mini skirts/tube tops that barely cover your ass and a lace-y, even cheaper-looking bandeau/ace bandage/ugly crop top (if we were lucky) showcasing your hard-earned beer bellies. Also, when at a crowded bar where people are...
You know those people who, when asked how they met their husband or wife answer with, “Oh, I just married my best friend.” They have the story like they had been friends forever and then they just decided to get married one day….sometimes I wonder if that will be me. It’s so bizarre to think about. One day, when we’re ready to settle down, we could put aside any...
New plan: save all my money. Visit as many major U.S. cities as I can over the span of a couple months, like a different city every week. Be a different person in each city. Like, L.A. “Hi, I’m Jessica. I’m in fashion PR.” or Boston, “Hi, I’m Jessica. I’m in finance on business from NYC. (with a southern accent)” or Miami, “Hi, I’m...
My idea of beauty is women who are comfortable with themselves.– Stella McCartney
Okay let's break this down.
unlimitedhearts: The summer alone we’ve seen. The Transit of Venus which won’t happen again until December 10-17 2117. We’ve discovered the Higgs Boson Particle. And we’ve sent what is essentially a portable laboratory to Mars. To test for life and water. This has been the best summer for science EVER!!! FUCK YES SCIENCE!
You know how they say there’s this supposed key to your heart? I think it’s true. Maybe the right person really is the key to your heart and only they can unlock your true ability to love freely and openly without abandon. Think about a car key. There’s grooves on both sides. The top grooves are all the things you want in a person. The bottom grooves are all the things you...
No lasting, meaningful relationship can EVER start...
One of my favorite facets of a human being is what they choose to adorn their body with. It’s so interesting. Whether they choose to express themselves by what they wear or not…no matter how minimal or extensive the thought process behind it may be.
As he thinks, so he is; as he continues to think,...
At the suggestion of a dear, genuine friend whom I greatly admire, I downloaded a copy of the famed, “As a Man Thinketh” by James Allen. I have never in my life read something that so instantly resonated with my current situation, or rather, my way of thinking. Although I found the book to be quite repetitive, it was necessary. It was not until completing the book that the message...
She believed a great happiness awaited her somewhere, and for this reason she...– Sunflower, by Gyula Krúdy (via neonmarkers)
Creating Man in MY Image
I have a track record for molding potential guys in my image. What can I say? I’m a giver. I’m doing it for the betterment of MANkind. Let’s be honest, guys usually don’t know how to dress themselves, don’t know what hairstyle works best for them…they need a little help. Especially here in Colorado when the staples of “men’s” wardrobes include...
I believe that all of the things you do for other people, you’re doing for...– Kelly Cutrone, Normal Gets You Nowhere
Guy: Holy shit that's the nastiest bruise I've ever seen! What the hell happened?
Me: He beats me! *convincing pained woman voice*
Me: Ok, not funny. There was a runaway horse and baby...you would have stepped in too.
Me: OKAY! The sky diving sesh didn't exactly go off without a hitch the other day....
Me: -_- the stunt went wrong on set a couple days ago and I ended up taking a Jason Statham punch to the leg.
Me: I was hopping over the seats at the movie theater and the theater seat devoured my leg! HAPPY?!
Elephant in the Room
If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all. I probably heard this more times than anyone should growing up. Mostly at the dinner table, the time my sisters and I saw as prime time for hurling insults at each other. Good times….good times. Then I went through my judgmental phase, when my mind was a little bit more closed, set in it’s ways (high school, freshman year of...
So Sandusky will be in jail for life.
Damn straight. Gonna go ahead and state the obvious and redundant….but is jail really going to be that much of a punishment for him? Word is, people locked up for sexual abuse on children get the worst treatment from fellow prisoners…either he dies/is killed prematurely in jail or….he likes the punishment. So sick. What really pisses me off? How EVERYONE noted his lack of...
Hedi Slimane changing Yves Saint Laurent to Saint...
I’m protesting. He might as well name it Saint Laurent Los Angeles since he stupidly took it there. (Paris>LA) That’s like Marc Jacobs deciding to change the name of Louis Vuitton. You. Just. Can’t.
We Don't Need No Education......?
I remember when I got “the talk”. Well, it was a watered down version of the talk. I don’t remember quite how old I was…somewhere between four and five. Who would have thought that an innocent routine Barbie play sesh would turn into a lesson I would remember for the rest of my life (well, at least at twenty-three I still remember it). I remember this particular Barbie...
I like how he holds both of my hands with one of...