November 2011
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October 2011
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You know when you say a word and the more you say...
Today’s weird word realization…………………..
DOOR
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So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce after what, a month?
And they’re trying to say gay couples are destroying the sanctity of marriage?!
I beg to freaking differ.
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Ryan Reynolds. Johann Urb. Chris Evans. James Franco. Robert Downey Jr. Adam Levine. Rick Genest. Justin Bieber. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
I just want to marry one of them. I don’t feel like I’m reaching for the stars here.
La mode passe, le style reste.
– [Coco Chanel] (via amsterdam-avenue)
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Dear People Who Advertise How "Perfect" Their...
Shut up.
We all know you’re lying.
Drop the charade.
I will delete you.
And I know you’re the type who will get pissed and confront me about it.
Because I KNOW (for a fact) that your life isn’t amazing as you portray.
That is all.
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The weatherman says 12-18in of snow tonight…….I’ve lived in Colorado long enough to know that won’t happen. BUT it’s snowing outside. I’m in flannel. That’s all i can ask for. :) MMMMMMMMMMMMM SNOW <3
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These world ending dreams I am plagued with have got to stop. Starting to freak me out a bit.
Especially after the latest edition created last night…world destruction at the hands (or fangs) of alien mutant human-devouring spiders.
Worst one yet.
I’m not quite sure what it is about applying mascara that I can’t seem to master. Apparently, my idea of getting mascara on every single lash, from root to tip, involves me getting the mascara ALL OVER my eye (and sometimes IN my eye). Usually, I’ll carefully remove all excess product on the skin before I leave the house, but as of late, I find myself looking in the mirror...
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I was just at the store picking some things up and I’m just standing there, minding my own and this girl comes up to me.
“Excuse me, Ma’am, this is really embarrassing, but do you have a couple dollars I can borrow to buy some tampons?”
Closer look…….I KNOW THIS GIRL.
Cracked out outta her mind. Scabs all over her face. Nappy blonde hair.
But I remembered...
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Cocoa butter body lotion, 2 water bottles, a photo of Courtney, Jorge, and I in Mexico from 2005?, an orchid, Vogue Sept 2011, my fall/winter 2011 outfit notebook, Chanel: A Woman of Her Own, Ipod, Fashion Now 2, The Beauty Myth, 2 candles, a half full thing of saltines, Nyquil with maybe a swallow left, Katie’s postcard from Londontown, annnddddddddd…….a bowl of candy corn.
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Unless it is mad, passionate, extraordinary love….it is a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life….LOVE should not be one of them.
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I’m an empty well Runnin’ out of black gold It’s high time I pulled over And walked around a while I’ve seen that porcelain shell Your exoskeleton And I feel like we’d walk well together Because in the end, we are friends and lovers. If asked of me I would Gobble them to bits The things that wall us off from Where we belong What’s wrong with you is...
Hey Collins. This be your shout out boo faceeeeee.
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Words I Hate
Hamburger. Girth/girthy. Snot. Panties.
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