December 2011
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The things said about me have been so ludicrous, that I have never given them...
– Kate Moss (via notacliche)
New Years is on Saturday
and my dress is still a bundle of black ponte sitting on my table. Making my dress the week before the event was a rather ambitious endeavor to go alongside everything else I have to do.
Also, this ginger is getting her first EVER spray tan on Friday. I figured Saturday night’s runway called for more than the usually ghostly-white body stomping the catwalk. Wish me luck. About the spray tan...
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"Dale, no power tools!"
“It’s my toothbrush.”
Sk8ter Boi: “Well duh, if I had skrill up the butt, I’d say fuzz my friends and fly a bird to see u.”
Translation:
“If I had tons of money, I’d say screw my friends and hop on a plane to come see you”.
Sometimes it freaks me out how after I talk to someone for awhile, I start to understand the crazy talk. I’m becoming so bilingual.
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David Stern Cancels Chris Paul Trade, In GIF Form
nbaoffseason:
via SBNation
Well the NBA has officially gone to shit. So much for my future.
Actually, now might be better than ever for a female GM. Ayyyyy Gar Foreman or Glen Grunwald…..I’m comin for yo job!
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Economics for Dummies
*A Cow based Economics Lesson SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk...
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Gareth Emery for Above and Beyond Live from Beirut →
BAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him and his almost-unibrow.
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I’ve decided I want to be a part of OPI’s P.R. team and come up with the names and the awesome descriptions for their nail polish collections.
I started thinking about that whilst painting my nails last night, I already have a collection in mind and some of the color names……
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It's 10 degrees outside. Holla.
I secretly love it……..
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Rant
I need to get out of this town fast because every day I am here, I am being driven closer and closer to becoming a lesbian. The guys here are so worthless it’s unbelievable. I mean, not all, of course but there are so many lame guys running around and I feel as though I am unfortunately running into all of them.
Question: In what god forsaken world it is acceptable to just walk up to a...
YSL to Revned?! →