September 2011
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Sometimes I can't believe the things that come out...
David: Do I have to file a ppo against you?
Me: I'm down with OPP.
David: Yeah you know me?
Me: I'm so funny sometimes it kills me.
David: Hilarious my dear.
Me: You know you lol'd
David: Rotflolmfo
Me: Roll on the floor laughing out loud my f*cking off? I don't get it
David: *rotflollmfoigpisf
Me: Rotten owls take flight late on lake lick my f*cking orange it got packed in some fantasy
David: And now you take a bow cuz that was epic. LOL
Me: Thank you...thank you very much. Be sure to tip your waitresses and try the fish.
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It's a Fact....
All men walking around thinking you’re God’s gift to woman….just remember that woman was God’s gift to man. BAM!
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TOPLESS TUESDAY?!
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
All you silly little kids need to get some damn self-respect and some class.
Absolutely pathetic.
I Miss.....
My fiery red hair. I’m over being a blonde. I came. I saw. I conquered. I want my ginger status back. But my stylist did such an amazing job and it was only like 2 months ago and it still looks amazing. Maybe I’ll wait until late October-early November-ish. Maybe I’ll do a little darker than my natural too for the winter?
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FACT
Every time they show Ronnie during the opening credits of Jersey Shore……I crack up when he laughs. EVERY TIME!!!
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Dear Bagel Bite Makers,
Okay, so bagel bites are great. Who doesn’t love them? BUT here’s my issue. Bagel bites taste a million times better when you take the time to cook them in the oven rather than the microwave. BUT they’re meant to be speedy snack….Why would I take the time to cook the bagel bites in the oven in the time I could make something much better.
I want the oven-cooked appearance...
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Come view my new life distraction. Careful, you... →
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Speaking of Kardashians.....
Have y’all noticed how Kim looks unreal lately? Not good unreal. Like you-been-spending-too-much-time-in-the-plastic-surgeon’s-chair unreal. Not only is she fake, but now she literally looks fake. Like a live blow-up doll.
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