Guy: Holy shit that's the nastiest bruise I've ever seen! What the hell happened?
Me: He beats me! *convincing pained woman voice*
Me: Ok, not funny. There was a runaway horse and baby...you would have stepped in too.
Me: OKAY! The sky diving sesh didn't exactly go off without a hitch the other day....
Me: -_- the stunt went wrong on set a couple days ago and I ended up taking a Jason Statham punch to the leg.
Me: I was hopping over the seats at the movie theater and the theater seat devoured my leg! HAPPY?!
Elephant in the Room
If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all. I probably heard this more times than anyone should growing up. Mostly at the dinner table, the time my sisters and I saw as prime time for hurling insults at each other. Good times….good times. Then I went through my judgmental phase, when my mind was a little bit more closed, set in it’s ways (high school, freshman year of...
So Sandusky will be in jail for life.
Damn straight. Gonna go ahead and state the obvious and redundant….but is jail really going to be that much of a punishment for him? Word is, people locked up for sexual abuse on children get the worst treatment from fellow prisoners…either he dies/is killed prematurely in jail or….he likes the punishment. So sick. What really pisses me off? How EVERYONE noted his lack of...
Hedi Slimane changing Yves Saint Laurent to Saint...
I’m protesting. He might as well name it Saint Laurent Los Angeles since he stupidly took it there. (Paris>LA) That’s like Marc Jacobs deciding to change the name of Louis Vuitton. You. Just. Can’t.
We Don't Need No Education......?
I remember when I got “the talk”. Well, it was a watered down version of the talk. I don’t remember quite how old I was…somewhere between four and five. Who would have thought that an innocent routine Barbie play sesh would turn into a lesson I would remember for the rest of my life (well, at least at twenty-three I still remember it). I remember this particular Barbie...
I like how he holds both of my hands with one of...
Make an Aries feel unwanted, and they won't bother...
Summer be my fave.
It really makes me sad looking at this here blog…..I haven’t blogged in forever. Too busy to blog :(
For someone who is so against PDA….I sure PDA’d a LOT last night. All over old town. Guess it depends on my BAC and my PIC. Must have been the salsa dancing that got me. Side note: never dating short guys again. Taller than me in heels or no dice.