June 2012
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Guy: Holy shit that's the nastiest bruise I've ever seen! What the hell happened?
Me: He beats me! *convincing pained woman voice*
Guy: O_O
Me: Ok, not funny. There was a runaway horse and baby...you would have stepped in too.
Guy: -_-
Me: OKAY! The sky diving sesh didn't exactly go off without a hitch the other day....
Guy: o_-
Me: -_- the stunt went wrong on set a couple days ago and I ended up taking a Jason Statham punch to the leg.
Guy: WTF
Me: I was hopping over the seats at the movie theater and the theater seat devoured my leg! HAPPY?!
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Elephant in the Room
If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all.
I probably heard this more times than anyone should growing up. Mostly at the dinner table, the time my sisters and I saw as prime time for hurling insults at each other. Good times….good times. Then I went through my judgmental phase, when my mind was a little bit more closed, set in it’s ways (high school, freshman year of...
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So Sandusky will be in jail for life.
Damn straight. Gonna go ahead and state the obvious and redundant….but is jail really going to be that much of a punishment for him? Word is, people locked up for sexual abuse on children get the worst treatment from fellow prisoners…either he dies/is killed prematurely in jail or….he likes the punishment. So sick.
What really pisses me off? How EVERYONE noted his lack of...
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Hedi Slimane changing Yves Saint Laurent to Saint...
I’m protesting.
He might as well name it Saint Laurent Los Angeles since he stupidly took it there. (Paris>LA)
That’s like Marc Jacobs deciding to change the name of Louis Vuitton.
You. Just. Can’t.
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We Don't Need No Education......?
I remember when I got “the talk”. Well, it was a watered down version of the talk. I don’t remember quite how old I was…somewhere between four and five. Who would have thought that an innocent routine Barbie play sesh would turn into a lesson I would remember for the rest of my life (well, at least at twenty-three I still remember it). I remember this particular Barbie...
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I like how he holds both of my hands with one of...
Make an Aries feel unwanted, and they won't bother...
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Sunbelievable
Summer be my fave.
It really makes me sad looking at this here blog…..I haven’t blogged in forever.
Too busy to blog :(
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For someone who is so against PDA….I sure PDA’d a LOT last night.
All over old town.
Guess it depends on my BAC and my PIC.
Must have been the salsa dancing that got me.
Side note: never dating short guys again. Taller than me in heels or no dice.
